Do you like this pig-themed lazy Susan? Would you like to have one of your very own?
Just follow these three easy steps -
1. Find someone to marry and get them to agree to marry you.
2. Invite me to your wedding.
3. As you seal the wedding invitation, whisper under your breath three times the magic incantation "Piggly Wiggly".
And before you know it, porcine pirouetting will be a regular practice in you kitchen.
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