That Can't be a REAL Word, Surely!

Maybe not, but maybe it ought to be. Today's candidate is

BUNNICULASTRIATION

The name given to the ridges or grooves often found on the sides of parsnips



assumed by cryptozoovegetologists to be the result of the fanged depredations of the dreaded Bunnicula as it lays waste to Farmer McGregor's carrot patch.


The process of producing aforementioned ridges or grooves.